Joel's Sunday School teacher had the kids decorate painter's caps yesterday. He was less than impressed with his results. It must have still been bothering him, because a little while ago, he came down the stairs with cap in hand saying, "Look, Mom, I definitely look like a girl. I'm just going to go throw it out into the wind."
And while I'm on the subject...This little exchange was overheard by Sam so I'm really not sure of the context. (Even if I were, I'm not sure I'd still understand the meaning of Jack's statement.) Anyway, Jack said, "I can't go to bed when I want to." Joel answered, "That's because it's not in the budget."
Man, he cracks me up!